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"See I Told You North Florida Is the South" Part 378

Wesley Snipes commissioned a study of Ocala registered voters and learned that they are racist. Unsurprising but still sucky. (No word on their feelings on famous movie stars or tax evasion.)

Me and Steph Were Just Talking About Piggly Wigglies

And it was discovered that:

1. Piggly Wiggly still exists.

2. Piggly Wiggly is not, as I stated 20 seconds prior to Googling, "only in the South", but all of the Florida locations are within 50 miles of Tallahassee.

3. Piggly Wiggly sells fake-vintage Urban Outfitters "ironic" hipster tshirts.

4. There is also still at least one unrelated, competing store called "Hoggly Woggly" in Tallahassee. As a kid I always wondered if they were linked. Nope!

And that's your white trash update for the day.

because this sometimes works...

Is anyone DRIVING to Florida for Christmas? Me and two nice, polite, licensed-to-drive friends are lookin' to hitch a ride and there are no rental cars left. We'll pay for everything and share driving, and are flexible on dates. If anyone has a lead, email me.

Oh, but one thing we're not flexible on:

Minimum two stops at the 'Barrel.

that impression should FRAH!

Sarah Paulson's Nancy Grace on Studio 60 last night put Amy Poehler's inexplicably-praised Nancy Grace on SNL last week to such shame, I can't believe NBC(S) even let both go to air.

Nobody loves Amy P. more than me, but the trashy Southern accent is a thing of such intricate complexity that it should never be attempted except by those with family members who speak it fluently. I should know.

Amy Poehler - Burlington Mass

Sarah Paulson - Tampa, FL

No contest.

(But that said, I fully support all attempts to take down Nancy Grace, successful or not.)