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Eugene Mirman vs Denis Leary

Over on the Comedy Central blog, we asked different comedians to tell us who they have a feud with. It turned out pretty well. I especially like Eugene Mirman's:

Ottoman Humping with Samantha Bee

(Via the Indecision 2008 blog): from last night's Daily Show. Just watch to the end:

Ask Me About My "Balls Policy"

I think anyone who has a job that involves any interaction with a Standards and Practices department keeps a mental (but not physical or digital, haha!) list of Hilarious Standards and Practices Encounters. This morning, we got an internal Goodbye email from a departing exec who saved a S&P note from another network for eight years and included it in his farewell. And they let me redact the names and put it up:

"...our Standards & Practices team has rejected the South Park spot you provided for this week that asks the question, "Where did Chef suggest you put his balls?""

Sarah Silverman! Matt Tobey! Links I Also Put Here!

Everything on the Comedy Central blog is really good today. Just objectively. And we had that breakdancing video first. It's like, so RSS feed-eriffic! Add it today!

(Here is where I would normally add three punk! rock! indie! links to this post to make myself feel better about corporate shilling fishing for, um, a more 'targeted' type of reader for an awesome, albeit corporate, comedy blog, but I'm sick of playing games.)

"taskbars and email and shortcuts, oh my!"

Today I'm "stealing" all most of my links from another blog I edit, the Comedy Central Insider blog:

* The Family Guy Rips off the Simpsons:

* Demetri Martin in a new Fountains of Wayne video
(it kind of really reminds me of Jon Friedman's Somebody to Love video from The Rejection Show, but whatever...)

* Speaking of the Rejection Show, it is tomorrow night at UCB.

* I Like: Guyswithfeelings.com -- a comedy podcast.

* Holy Freaking Shit, Chandler and Rachel  Matthew and Jennifer walk us through Windows 95 in "the world's first cyber sitcom" (via The Apiary):

They said "cyber". Heh. Heh.

I don't usually do this, but:

It's a great day for funny girls.

business and pleasure

Everything on the Comedy Central blog today is funny.

You have a baby! In a bar!

Sometimes worlds just have to collide a little bit: Demetri Martin. In Reader's Digest.

I lied about the Oreos.