This Is Why We're Old: Part 2

The same 23 year old, on his neighbors complaining about the noise in his apartment:

him: I kind of want to install one of those decibel-based stop signs like we had in kindergarten.

me: Where did you go to kindergarten? THE FUTURE???

WE ARE ALL VERY OLD.

[Previously]

Comments

[Josh Rosen]

We had a decibel-detector in my kindergarten: Mrs. Lively's ears.