(Um, I'm writing on NY Mag's Daily Intel today and I tried as hard as I could to make a case for putting this there, but there was just no way. But I had to share it, so here it is.)
Check it out, some people caught a shark in the Everglades and gradually realized it had a huge (other shark's?) penis in its mouth:
I love the people trying to be all polite about it at first. "What is that?"
This is both disgusting and hilarious.
Posted by: sen_tankerbell | August 25, 2009 at 02:06 PM
Where does a penis hang on a shark? I have seen many pictures of sharks but never a shark penis. Does it just emerge at key moments? Did it emerge at what it THOUGHT was a key moment with this other shark? Planet earth!
Posted by: Edith | August 25, 2009 at 05:59 PM
I think it emerges at key moments. As Natalie Portman would say "Here comes the lipstick." But we should remember that behind every Penis Shark is a very unhappy other shark or animal.
Posted by: Lindsay Robertson | August 25, 2009 at 06:05 PM
The real question is this: Is Penis Shark a female or a male? Like Robert Shaw famously said in his epic Jaws monologue, "You gotta keep an eye out for gay sharks!"
Posted by: Uncle Grambo | August 25, 2009 at 06:47 PM
THIS IS your sequel TO SHARK Eats Horse. GOOD FOLLOWUP Lindsay. I give IT 5 stars out of 4!
Posted by: An American Patriot | August 26, 2009 at 10:34 AM
So now we know what to use for bait if we want to catch a shark...
Posted by: Josh Rosen | August 26, 2009 at 11:54 PM
I'm not going to lie. I watched this while in the bathroom and it resulted in the HARDEST I HAVE EVER PEED.
Posted by: Patrick | August 28, 2009 at 08:21 PM
Penis Shark is just like David Letterman (he wants to rape your children with his mouth).
Posted by: Andy | August 29, 2009 at 08:56 PM
Thank God I'm not a sea creature.
Posted by: Larz Blackman | September 03, 2009 at 03:30 PM