An elementary school teacher in Elk Grove, CA sent her students home this week with a DVD she made with footage from the school year, and apparently, several seconds of her own personal porn at the end. This local news report is classic! First they tell you they can't tell you anything, then they just keep everyone talking until little details start to leak out and we all use our imaginations to come up with scenarios that are probably far worse than what was on the DVD: First off, I don't even know how you accidentally put the wrong footage on a DVD. Second: the principal LAUGHING at :59, third: this reminds me of some kind of extremely subtle parody of local news. The internet needs to see this video!
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July 02, 2009
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I'm so, so glad that the crack news team spent time explaining what a dvd is and showing us some examples. I would have been so confused otherwise.
Posted by: Hannah | July 02, 2009 at 06:15 PM
I like how there are several ominous shots of the dvd in question throughout the news clip. I don't know what other related footage they could have shown but come on now.
Posted by: Marissa | July 02, 2009 at 07:48 PM
"A DVD, that would look something like this."
Yeah, most likely it would be EXACTLY like that. It being a DVD and all. Unless there are some non-shiny. square DVDs out there.
Also, you're right. It's not like it was a betamax tape she was working with, with some forgotten stuff at the end. I can't imagine you would keep all of your Classroom Field Trip Memories files with your Blowing My Boyfriend on the Couch files on your laptop. At least, that's not how I sort my avi's.
Posted by: Peeperpooper | July 02, 2009 at 08:30 PM
You forgot at :04 when the news anchor says, "...with more than just class rememories."
Posted by: Tyler | July 03, 2009 at 11:24 AM
I like to laugh about the fact that it was somebody's job at that TV station to get that prop DVD ready. Steve! We need a DVD and a case! You know we're going to get letters again if we don't do our due diligence!
Posted by: Zac | July 03, 2009 at 01:55 PM
When I was in high school a media arts teacher got fired for taking home one of the school cameras to make a sex tape and then forgetting to take the tape out and bringing it back to school. Only one student got to see it in that case. I mean had to see it.
Posted by: Elena | July 03, 2009 at 05:37 PM
'You forgot at :04 when the news anchor says, "...with more than just class rememories."'
You dumbfuck. She said "classROOM memories."
Posted by: Humberto | July 04, 2009 at 04:47 AM