While I ponder the cliche level (HIGH) of an essay called "Slouching Towards Target" about how everyone who got laid off last week was at Target buying cleaning and organizational supplies this morning, just because we could be, here is, in case you missed it, Jeff Goldblum's miraculous Lazarus-esqe return to life on The Colbert Report last night:
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed | ||||
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(Dear other Brooklynites who got laid off last week: seeya at Cobble Hill Cinemas on Thursday. The collective unconscious tells me that is the next place to which we shall be uncontrollably drawn.)
As with all things Jeff Goldblum, this will go from internet gold to platinum once they make it drunk AND resurrected Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by: benjamin | June 30, 2009 at 03:56 PM
it's could to know that the tacit understanding of jeff goldblum's "musky sensuality" has been explicitly stated. FINALLY.
i mean.... i've known for YEARS.
Posted by: becca | June 30, 2009 at 04:07 PM
i'm glad that jeff goldblum's not dead but i wish lindsay was not unemployed.
Posted by: ahoohoohoo | June 30, 2009 at 07:39 PM