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Live TV Reporters And Extremely Drunk Guys Should Just Do It And Get It Over With

What I like about this the most is the way you can tell the drunk guy has been harassing this reporter long before the live report started. The reporter's fingers-in-eyes face-push is so familiar it's almost brotherly: Live TV reporters and drunk guys are the world's most entertaining natural enemies. (Via Wonkette.)

Also, Leg Wax For Some Reason.

While I ponder the cliche level (HIGH) of an essay called "Slouching Towards Target" about how everyone who got laid off last week was at Target buying cleaning and organizational supplies this morning, just because we could be, here is, in case you missed it, Jeff Goldblum's miraculous Lazarus-esqe return to life on The Colbert Report last night:

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(Dear other Brooklynites who got laid off last week: seeya at Cobble Hill Cinemas on Thursday. The collective unconscious tells me that is the next place to which we shall be uncontrollably drawn.)

Stuff, Here

Hey Videogum people (and the few people who accidentally still have this site on RSS from its more frequently-updated days.) I'm off to some museums today, but first:

• I'm filling in this week doing New York Mag's Daily Intelligencer blog's gossip monger posts. So today I know a lot of things about Megan Fox.

• Awwww! Gabe is the best.

And here's a video. This is old, but having never watched Being John Malkovich with Spike Jonze's commentary, I had not seen it. Here Spike tells the story of how a rowdy drunk extra got his SAG card and a raise after spontaneously throwing a beer can at John Malkovich:

There Will Be Stuff Here Again Soon

Lots of stuff! Starting Monday.