"Oh My God, Where Are All My Followers?"

Is this sad? I really don't even know anymore:

It seems like the implied panic in the streets is an indicator of something that might be a little pathetic, though it is amusing to imagine people analyzing their last twitter message (yes, "twitter message") to try and figure out why tonight's particular "Still in line for iphone" lost them half their readers.

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[Jeff]

Wait- so Ron_Paul and Dennis_Kucinich AREN'T interested in what I'm editing? The Twitterverse(-sphere?) is crumbling around me.