The Onion Is Trying To Break Our Hearts

When you pick up a copy of The Onion to read on the subway, the last thing you expect is to cry your eyes out: Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box.

It's so well done. It's brilliant. But seriously, The Onion, if we all agree you have the power to do that, can you never do it again?

Comments

[dbati]

No kidding. I read it online the other day and almost couldn't make it through. I'm glad someone else had the same reaction.

[ginevra]

holy crap. that is the saddest goddamn thing I've ever read, probably because it's IN the onion. and you even warned us!

*sniffle*