I'm Locked Out of Gmail, And Very Unhappy

(Update back in for now. That sucked though. Keep in mind it could happen to you!)

It's been (at least) SIX HOURS:

Temporary Error (502)   

We’re sorry, but your Gmail account is currently experiencing errors. You won’t be able to use your account while these errors last, but don’t worry, your account data and messages are safe. Our engineers are working to resolve this issue.

Please try accessing your account again in a few minutes.

Gmail is my brain (and the place where all of my email accounts go.) If anyone has any ideas on how to resolve this (I took all of the advice here already. Nothing) please email me at my temporary address [email protected].

Comments

[AlexBlagg]

Oh my god, so you don't KNOW!?!

[jesse]

here, watch this to kill time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj1-ZZRajDU

[Josh Rosen]

Gee, that's odd. This is the message I kept getting:

Temporary Error (502)

We're just fucking with Lindsay Robertson right now, so you won't be able to use your Gmail account for a little while. But don't worry, your account data and messages are safe. Our engineers will resolve this issue after we've had a few laughs.