Hey all of you who came here because you Googled me after seeing a completely out-of-context and unlinked quote on a blog or a political message board! Please read this before you email me:
1. I never thought I'd have to say this, but I do not now nor have I ever advocated the killing of puppies.
2. I was just trying to make a silly little dumb regrettable and regretted point about not immediately believing everything we see.
3. I know what Ockham's (or Occam's) Razor is, and that it isn't very analogous to my point, and that many of you don't prefer the way I spelled it.
4. I was not trying to say anything about any aspect of the war in Iraq, because I don't do that on this silly little site of my special stupid thoughts.
If I read that quote on a political message board as representative of "bloggers defending the puppy murderers", boy would I be mad at that person too! But secretly, in my head, and I wouldn't send them an email per minute from my work address!
Here's the original blog post with all the updates that nobody bothered to read before emailing.
Again, what's our takeaway? The video is probably real, it's too horrible to even think about, and Lindsay Robertson loves puppies!!
And if you're reading this because you're one of my friends who has read this site before, no, I can't believe this post is necessary either, and yes it's kind of hilariously absurd, but you should see these emails.
Here we go with the back-pedaling.
This is why I will never vote for you for President.
Posted by: Worker #3116 | March 06, 2008 at 04:45 PM
HAHAHA. YOU'RE RECANTING. JUST YESTERDAY YOU TOLD ME YOU HATE PUPPIES.
We need to compare crazy people email. I got a ton too. Perhaps we've got a book pitch!
Posted by: Rex | March 06, 2008 at 06:15 PM
That puppy looks fake!
Posted by: chris ives | March 07, 2008 at 08:55 AM
why do you hate my puppy?
Posted by: Alex Blagg | March 07, 2008 at 11:12 AM
This is why I should have stayed with Ockhamism.com...
Posted by: Jeff | March 07, 2008 at 03:15 PM