Gmail Thinks I'm a Cougar

I had a birthday last week, with all the related emails. This week, I can't seem to get rid of a contextual Gmail ad:

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Thanks for the birthday wishes, Gmail!

Comments

[Josh Rosen]

Make you a deal, Lindsay: You get me on the "Cougar Bar" mailout list, and I'll see if I can get you on the "Add 4 inches to your tool" email roster.

[Dr. D]

The Urban Dictionary Defines Cougar as Follows:

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.