Some silly little ideas from my notebook. There's a video at the end:
Why do smoke detectors cost money? It would make more sense if they were free.
What did humans call the sperm whale before the microscope was invented?
I would like to read a series of interviews with two people who openly dislike each other. Not famous people, random people. Also, an interview with a couple in a fight (the sillier the fight, the better.)
I would like to write a travel piece where I travel to different cities and watch the local news in each city and compare.
There should be a gym that offers old school celebrity workout tape classes -- Jane Fonda projected onto a wall, Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam, etc. This gym would be located in Williamsburg, Brooklyn:
I was feeling nostalgic for Teen Steam... until I found it on Amazon and read the pervy reviews:
"She does these laughable workout routines, which if you try to duplicate will probably not grow your biceps or anything, but watch the scenes where she bounces up and down in incredibly tight and low cut spandex outfits over and over again in super slow mo and you'll get a whole different, and far superior, kind of workout."
Posted by: katie | October 05, 2007 at 12:13 PM
Two things in the credits that made me laugh.
1. Produced by Tom Milano. Did her father really produce this underage spank material as an outlet for his own daughter?! How is Alyssa not totally fucked up?
2. "Rap written by Jason Hervey". Just fucking awesome. And, somehow less embarrassing than his being on "Scott Baio is 45 and Single".
Posted by: queefersutherland | October 05, 2007 at 02:56 PM
Still less awesome than Mallory. Still love her. Erase it again? Probably.
Posted by: caroline | October 07, 2007 at 05:53 AM