Marketing to Misophobics

So, as a (mild) Obsessive Compulsive (or as I like to think of it, "Person whose hands are usually clean"), one might think I'd be into this product:

Sample
Each sealed packet contains:

• 1 Hard Surface Disinfectant Towelette
• 1 Standard Paper Toilet Seat Cover
• 1 Personal Wipe Towelette
• 1 Hand Disinfectant Towelette
• 3 Facial Quality 2 Ply Tissues

But I look at that and I say "Amateurs!" Anyone who is truly committed to/neurotic about protecting ourselves from the ridiculous number of people who apparently crap on their hands and then touch everything (seriously: who ARE these people?), has not allowed any part of our bodies to touch any part of a public bathroom in years. I do carry Purell though, but as a comfort, the way the astronauts carried cyanide pills. I rarely have to use it.

Slightly Related: In researching this dumb blog post I learned something new: it is possible to be a feces donor.  NAST!! 

Comments

[Lauren]

An OCD starter kit!

[Beth]

Feces donor? I could have lived a long happy life not knowing about that one! Yikes.