* Wow! It's really not just me. Anyone want to buy a lot of Zyrtec that I ordered from Canada before trying it?
* "The next thing I knew, under the bathroom
divider comes a card that says 'Police."
Omg how funny would it be to make those and prank people?
* I refuse to believe that this procedure exists.
* My Most Recent Bad Reality Show Idea: "Copse", about the lives and loves of a group of trees. Yeah.
* The most interesting thing I've read all week: The Dango Suffix is a Cranberry Morpheme. Seriously. Click on that. It's not a Rick Astley video.
Anal bleaching is old news. Clearly you don't watch enough porn!
Posted by: Angelos | August 30, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Well, I've heard of it before, obviously (?), but it's one of those things that I choose to believe doesn't really exist. Like the Mafia. I really don't believe the Mafia exists. I'm from Northwest Florida. There's definitely no anal bleaching or Mafia. I will stand by these positions no matter what people say.
Posted by: lindsay | August 31, 2007 at 01:25 AM
No need for expensive bleaching. Just use Crest Whitening strips. I call it "Zebra".
Posted by: Jacob | August 31, 2007 at 09:56 AM
I always take the zyrtec right before bed. I know, I'm a genius, right? Okay, so you probably thought of that on your own but just in case...
Posted by: Laura | August 31, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Dibs on starting a band called Cranberry Morpheme.
Posted by: Matthew Tobey | September 01, 2007 at 10:35 PM
I once did research for a sex columnist and spent a long time talking with a lady in Australia who owns an anal bleaching salon. I think it's called The Bees' Knees. They did other salon procedures too, but their specialty was anal bleaching. She was really nice. After we talked about anal colors we talked about skin care off the record, like how a Mediterranean diet is good for your complexion.
Posted by: Edith | September 05, 2007 at 06:10 PM
you do nothing but disappoint people with your uninteresting topics and style of writing. people dont care about you personally. they if anything for any insane reason there is, want to hear your plastic take on current events.
ps. you are a disgrace to the name lindsay. im ashamed to have the same name and am now changing it to something more interesting and attention holding like britney. this is the first and last time i visit this website to give it its wonderful 2 hits a day. youre fucking boring. get a life. no one cares about your life or if youre busy or who youd like to fuck.
die already.
Posted by: | September 13, 2007 at 03:03 PM
Yeah.
I think you should make "you do nothing but disappoint people with your uninteresting topics and style of writing. people dont care about you personally. they if anything for any insane reason there is, want to hear your plastic take on current events.
ps. you are a disgrace to the name lindsay. im ashamed to have the same name and am now changing it to something more interesting and attention holding like britney. this is the first and last time i visit this website to give it its wonderful 2 hits a day. youre fucking boring. get a life. no one cares about your life or if youre busy or who youd like to fuck.
die already." into a tag so that we know to just skip those posts.
Posted by: Worker #3116 | September 13, 2007 at 03:22 PM
Wait...so we're supposed to be interesting and deep people so that we don't let down people with our same NAME!? And I'll this time I've been doing it so as not to shame my family. This is so confusing.
Sorry Rebecca Lord, Rebecca Gayheart [nullus], Rebecca Schaeffer (who died already), and Rebecca Remain Stomos Or Whatever. Sorry in advance for me being boring and having opionions and bringing embarassment to our...um...name. Sorry.
Posted by: Rebecca | September 13, 2007 at 06:14 PM