(Sorry Adam, I Have To!)

"We have the means and the will. The event continues on schedule, and the Man will burn on Saturday night," said Andie Grace, a festival spokeswoman.

Dear Burning Man Festival Spokesperson Andie Grace,

You're talking to normal people in the normal, non-fake-post-apocalyptic world now. Please stop giving us the means and the will to laugh at you even more than we were already.

Sincerely,
A Normal Person in the Normal Real World

Comments

[Meg]

Didn't someone DIE at Burningman this year? Someone hanged himself in a tent and people walked in and out thinking it was "performance art" for a couple hours. And yet, the focus is on the premature burn and on criminal prosecution of the "arsonist" in question. Someone give these people a crossword puzzle. They obviously need something to do.

[rebecca]

well....I DIED having to hear from all and sundry about how someone prematurely set fire to the thing they were going to set fire to. And I don't see anyone writing about THAT.