Whuh-huh??

From an actual real not-spam press release I just got:

"FIRST THERE WAS DIRTY DANCING…THEN CAME LAMBADA…

THIS SUMMER, IF YOU TRY JUST ONE NEW WINE, UNCORK

ARGENTINA’S PASODOBLE!"

So, I think I can do this:

First there was Stalin...then came Hitler...

This summer, if you try just one over the counter allergy medication, make it Allegra!

I bet wine publicists get a lot of free wine and drink it right before they write press releases.

Comments

[Jeff]

That's simultaneously hilarious, confusing and awesome.

[Jack]

I want to be drunk and demand a Pastadouble.