Ask Me About My "Balls Policy"

I think anyone who has a job that involves any interaction with a Standards and Practices department keeps a mental (but not physical or digital, haha!) list of Hilarious Standards and Practices Encounters. This morning, we got an internal Goodbye email from a departing exec who saved a S&P note from another network for eight years and included it in his farewell. And they let me redact the names and put it up:

"...our Standards & Practices team has rejected the South Park spot you provided for this week that asks the question, "Where did Chef suggest you put his balls?""