An Easter memory: college-era, driving fast at night with then-boyfriend M on Highway 90 in Tallahassee, a brown rabbit darts out in front of his car and we feel the slight bump as he drives over it:
Him: "Ahhh, what was that??"
Me: "It was a bunny! I saw it run out but it was too late!"
Him (genuinely sad): "Awww. What did he look like?"
Me: (Pause) "Well, he looked like he knew things had been bad in the past, but he was going to turn his life around, and everything was going to be much better from now on."
Him (laughing): "F**k you."
Me: "Happy Easter!"
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