This Film is Not Yet Rated :
My Blurb: 'A must-see for fans of free speech and Maria Bello's pubic hair.'
Tiny review: Like "An Inconvenient Truth", it's a scary movie that everyone should see. Jack Valenti is a fascist. This movie really angered me. Also, you get to see stuff that was cut out of movies.
The Last Kiss:
My Blurb: "Are you fucking kidding me with this whiny pointless shit? Oh wait, "Screenplay by Paul Haggis." My bad."
Tiny review: This movie was full of yelling and screaming. It made me want to put pillows over my head and take a valium. Rachel Bilson plays the reason why so many hot girls don't understand why guys never call. (Hint: the first mixed CD should always be made by the dude. Other hint: sluttiness.)
Final Destination 3:
My blurb: "Oh yes, there will be malfunctioning tanning beds."
Tiny review: Well, uh, my friend came over when there was 20 minutes left in the movie and I made her watch it with me instead of being a good hostess, so I guess that's my review.
"Last Kiss" wasn't THAT bad. Because the whole thing was told from a man's perspective (written, acted, directed), it didn't nail the typical chick-flick notes that movies like "The Holiday" or whatever do. And Rachel Bilson? She was hot like fire in that movie. And that chick from Real World London? Hallelujah, hollaBACK!
Posted by: Uncle Grambo | February 14, 2007 at 02:56 PM
Watch the Italian original. And not just because all the Italian chicks are hotter than Rachel Bilson
Posted by: Mark Coatney | February 15, 2007 at 05:05 PM
Last Kiss WAS that bad, I don't know what Mark is saying, and in my opinion the Italian original is just as annoying, though it does have subtitles.
Posted by: karen | February 16, 2007 at 10:56 AM