three people will get this

But "three people will get this" jokes are the best jokes.

"If you were going to hate these guys, here’s how you would do it: You could hate them for using the word BLOGGER so frequently and so shamelessly. Or you could hate LOCKHART for coming from money—mountains of it!—and being a KRUCOFF-taunting, NICK DENTON–fetishizing petty criminal. If you are an aging punk, you could hate BALK in particular for going over old ground and thinking it’s something new. (OXFELD puked on his audiences a long time ago.) Or you could hate all three of them for being so enamored with penises and what comes out of them. How much talent does it really take to come on the THE FLOOR OF THE MAGICIAN, anyway?"

Hint: Graph Six

Also, memory lane: Please Link Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Blogging