The Blogger's Prayer
Dear Higher Power,
If I die (or become comatose) in a way that makes the news (even, er, "news"), can the headline please please please please please please please not identify me as "Blogger"?
(But seriously, best wishes for a speedy recovery to dear John Carney, you gave us quite a scare. (And may I be the 1000th person to make a "sneaking Jameson's into the hospital" joke.) I can't wait to sign your cast as my secret Gawker commenter identity!)
A funnier joke here.
he is a blogger, as just confirmed in an IM with you:
lindsayism: actually
lindsayism: he's a professional blogger
lindsayism: so it makes sense
Posted by: jen | January 16, 2007 at 04:59 PM
It's a joke!
Posted by: lindsay robertson | January 16, 2007 at 05:02 PM
If anything were to happen to you, I would be sure to update the news people as to any and all dental conditions/problems we have discussed :-)
"Blogger hit by car- IM friend reports 'she was a yuck mouth' "
Posted by: Colin | January 16, 2007 at 11:27 PM