Oh. My. God. Just as I was putting together my best Halloween costume ever (third from left, duh!) Best Week Ever posts this exclusive:
So it's probably not that big of a deal (haven't talked to Scott yet but his post about whatever MTV event this happened at last night proves that his "blogging finger" (hilarious, Blagg) is intact.)
I just want remind everyone that I pointed out JL's douchebaggery first. Really. First.
(The "celebrity douchebags" category is almost completely dominated by him as well.)
FIRST!
Posted by: Uncle Grambo | October 26, 2006 at 04:47 PM
Can there be a blogatorium on the word "douchebag"?
That beaten, dead horse won't hunt more mixed metaphor to express being sick of the word "douchebag".
Posted by: Worker #3116 | October 26, 2006 at 05:31 PM
My response to you, dear Worker, is an ESP message I'm sending directly to the minds of everyone reading this comment right now.
Posted by: lindsay robertson | October 26, 2006 at 05:43 PM
i nominate "poopslice" to replace douchebag.
Posted by: bmad | October 26, 2006 at 06:28 PM
There can't be a blogatorium on a single word - only joke subjects, referential phrases and paris hilton.
Posted by: Alex Blagg | October 26, 2006 at 06:39 PM
I didn't get the ESP message, and I direly need it. Poopslice is too vague, but there does need to be a new word. The saddest thing about this debacle, to me, is the BWE commenter who didn't get the SXSW joke. HIS BLOGGING FINGER, you fucktarded asshat!
Posted by: emily | October 27, 2006 at 03:12 PM
I've been using "dickbag" a lot lately, which is different enough to satisfy the blogatorium, but phonetically similar enough to not shock people who have grown comfortable with "douchebag."
So, dickbag's out there. Y'know, for the peoples. And the children.
Posted by: Zach | October 28, 2006 at 08:00 PM
fucktarded asshat is great...
I already call people asshat, but fucktard? fucktard is the new douchebag!
Posted by: chris ives | October 31, 2006 at 01:59 PM
Allow me, if you will, to propose shit-nozzle as the new douchebag
Posted by: Bob mk5 | December 14, 2008 at 07:21 AM