I'm trying to understand

So, like, Ashley Judd went to rehab for, like, the human condition? Being a person? Living in the world? Existential ennui? The sickness unto sleeping a little bit too much?

But more important: if I decide I need a trip to the narcissist colony like this, will Viacom pay for it?

I'm starting to think my Breakup Camp Highdea is actually the wave of the future.