ABC is premiering a new show tomorrow night delightfully named "Master of Champions." The first episode includes an "urban freestyle match" and a yo-yo showdown." I'm in this really cynical place right now where I can't consume media without imagining the board meeting in which it was (they were?) conceived, so when I heard this name all I could think was "What, "Best Winner" was already taken?" But hilariously vague title aside, admit it: you want to see someone play jump-rope with a car. Master of Champions, consider yourself DVRd.
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