My friend Brian IMd me and I feel the need to clarify my Grandma's Boy recommendation (below). (I changed some of the words to make it tricky!)
Brian: if you truly didn't hate grandma's boy with every fiber of your being, i don't think we can be friends anymore
lindsayism: loved it!
lindsayism: you don't [REDACTED] enough [REDACTED], dude
Brian: unless you were so [REDACTED] that you didn't know what you were seeing
lindsayism: Well, last night I was thoroughly entertained by something called "When Surgical Tools are Left Behind", if that gives you any idea what you're dealing with.
lindsayism: I'm sorry but Swardson was hilarious!
lindsayism: "I can't believe you came on my mom"
Brian: i would enjoy the surgical thing
Brian: but that movie was soooooooooo terrible
lindsayism: were you [REDACTED]?
lindsayism: WERE YOU [REDACTED]?
lindsayism: if not, you cannot speak!
Brian: I was not... it was a work screening
Brian: I was hopped up on cold stone, though
lindsayism: well then you were not the movie's intended audience
lindsayism: [REDACTED] movies must be seen by [REDACTED] people
lindsayism: maybe I'll start a movie review website with that philosophy.
Brian: sadly I was in a screening filled with studio execs
Brian: and they loved it
lindsayism: Well, I hope you learned something from this conversation. You're the reason Waiting got a bad review from THE FUCKING ONION.
lindsayism: Stoner comedies must be reviewed, and seen, by their intended audience.
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