1. Saint Sweep
You know how every single guy in the world has made an arrangement with a friend that in the event of either of their deaths, the other will go over to the dead guy's house and sanitize it so nobody finds his vices? Well there should be an actual service for that.
2. Breakup Camp
Just got dumped? Well, pack your bags, 'cause you're going to Breakup Camp! You'll spend two weeks or more in picturesque mountain resort setting, immersing yourself in the culture of the dumped and watching film strips of people worse off than you and re-reading The Diary of Anne Frank and listening to other people go on an on in group sessions about their breakups until you absolutely don't care anymore, and then you go home and get on with your life. (I actually think this could exist and make money.)
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