* "Kenny Chesney will not remove his cowboy hat, because, as evidenced in this week's Star magazine, he looks like a lawyer for Eukanuba dog food when the hat is removed." Just another trademark Fitted Sweats "I don't know what that means...and yet I totally do!" sentence. Brilliant.
* I love David Cross, but parodies should not be based on shoulder-chips. Unless they're funny. This...is not.
* Slate's Dana Stevens nails the Britney and Kevin bore-fest:
"Because it's culled from home video filmed by the participants themselves, and because the participants in question are both certifiable exhibitionists and phenomenally dull people, Chaotic feels, at times, almost like one of Andy Warhol's early experimental films:
an exercise in repetition and boredom that, however unintentionally, captures the sheer existential tedium of being a celebrity."
Also, is it just me or is Britney extremely irritating and obnoxious to everyone around her? She's like, you know when a guy (or girl) loves you and you can do anything you want and be as annoying as you want because you know s/he'll love everything you do, but you would never act that way in front of regular people who aren't in love with you? Well, Britney's like that with everyone in her life, because everyone in her life is on her payroll. I guess it's sad.
Also, Kevin appears to know fewer words than my parents' dog.
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