Kornfeld's Korner

My office's former intern Dave Kornfeld, co-editor of the Penn humor mag, the Penn Punchbowl, sends me links and commentary. Here's this week's:

You get an A+ for effort! Now how 'bout some orange slices and Gatorade?

I'll handle the yo-yo. You concentrate on my bright red banana hammock.

The colored rectangles General Xinchub wears are the medals he's received over the years. The thin red one he won for a mission involving totally creeping out that one group of female Zhetocs from the planet Afaxach.

Ok, this video is weird. REALLY WEIRD. But you have to admit the song is pretty tight. It would be awesome if a band covered it and maybe rocked it up a little, no?

When I got my wisdom teeth out, my girlfriend (at the time) showed me this animation and I almost popped the stitches.

Office Space as performed by super heroes.

If you switch around the letters of Lindsayism, you get "I SLAY MINDS." Is there something you're not telling us?

(LR: and if you switch around the letters of Kornfeld's Korner, you get NERD SNORKEL FORK)