Kornfeld's Korner!

(Former intern at my office, Dave Kornfeld, puts together links and commentary once a week.)

Do you type like a boy or a girl?

Your name is Dick Chopp. And you went into UROLOGY!?

No! Fuck you! I will only juggle at the TOP of the staircase!

Lance Armstrong supports not recuscitating cardiac arrest victims.

El Nino is Spanish. It is the Spanish word for child. Like all things Spanish it is dangerous.

MC Hawking is the undisputed king of theoretical gangsta astrophysics.

According to the FDA, you can't claim your product causes rock-hard erections unless this is the active ingredient.

Ashley trained for her 100 Screech-impersonator gang bang.

OK team, let's capitalize on pet owners' neuroses.

Hahahaha! I'm 13 again!