Stay Rape - My friend Alex invented the phrase "Stay Rape" to describe how you feel when someone overstays their welcome. It has the following subsets:
Aggravated Stay Rape - When they're especially annoying.
Statutory Stay Rape - When they bring their kids.
Date Stay Rape - When it's a date who won't leave. You get the idea.
Snazzual - I'm going to L.A. on business next month, and it involves attending an event, so I asked my boss, Paul, to advise me on how to dress. "Snazzual," he replied, and a word was born. (It's better than "downtown formal," which always puzzled me because it seems to mean wearing a hot pink prom dress from 1990 with a trucker hat and cowboy boots.)
Clitillating - Self-explanatory. Made up by Jessica outside of the Sunshine Cinema approximately one month ago. Neither of us can remember what the subject was, though it describes pretty much any Mark Ruffalo movie.
Also, this has nothing to do with anything, but Peter Sarsgaard is definitely the new John Malkovich.
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