Releasing on Netflix tomorrow: Christoga: Christian Yoga
"Actress Janine Turner joins forces with fitness expert Mary Cunningham to create a routine that combines hatha yoga and Christian meditation for a workout that exercises both body and soul. Using biblical Scripture, Turner and Cunningham give Christian names to traditional yoga poses. As you perform Christ Exalted, Mighty Disciple and Salvation Rotation, you'll feel your spirit stretching along with your muscles."
There are too many obvious things to make fun of here (Janine Turner, has it really come to this?) but my main problem is with the name. In making a punny name, you can't just take two words that share nothing in common like "Christian" and "Yoga" and throw them together. Even "Yoga-weh" or "Chi-sus" would be better than "Christoga". Also, the idea of marketing yoga to Christian women who are scared of learning new, non-American words is funny and true.