To: Shaw, Stephanie, Andrew, Travis
Subject: Bookshelf Dysmorphic Disorder
People Who Were Over the Other Night:
I was just looking at my bookshelf because I was bored and noticed that it contains "The Rules" and "He's Just Not That Into You." I would like to explain for any who saw it during the "bookshelf analysis and judgment" portion of the evening that the reason I have those books is because I was writing a book proposal for a parody book a few years ago right after the latter came out, but then abandoned the project because that's what I do with projects.
Kelsey Grammer's autobiography, however, I own in earnest and have read three times.
ps: this isn't the first time people have come over or anything, I just never looked at my bookshelf in this light before.