I would like to offer my services as a celebrity honesty consultant. I will be paid by celebrities to be 100% brutally honest with them about their image, their work, and, especially, their proposed plastic surgery choices. I'll be the one and only person on their payroll to do this, and the only way I can fail at my job is by protecting them from the truth. I will offer opinions only when asked, or, if the celebrity chooses, whenever they occur to me. THIS IS REAL. I can be reached at the email address to the right. All inquiries guaranteed confidential.