Me: Don't you love when you need something, and you search for it on Google and it's right there waiting for you because someone else thought of it? Like earlier I needed to clean my laptop screen, and so I googled "black screen clean" and there's a site for getting a black screen so you can clean your computer! People think of everything these days.
Friend: Why didn't you just turn your computer off?
Me: (long pause) oh. my. god.
I'd like to claim this as an indicator of being online all the time, which is true, but we all know it's more about being dumb.