But man, I really do. On Videogum: I want to spoil the SATC movie but nobody who would read this or VG would care about that movie. It's sadder than thinking fleet week is sexy or that that reference is fresh.
I just saw this new picture of nude Gwyneth Paltrow from British GQ on Defamer and thought "I can't believe I know this, but this looks exactly like a picture from the early '00s that Gwyneth later loudly complained about because she didn't like the way her butt looked."
Actually, I still think it could be the same picture or at least a recreation. Nope, it's real. She must just stand that weird way every time or something. But still, I can't believe I know mistakenly thought I knew that!
Steph and I were walking in Williamsburg this weekend and someone played extremely loud (unidentifiable) music out of a car window for a second and these two young cops on the sidewalk in front of us turned to see where it was coming from and one of them said to the other deadpan and dismissive: "We should arrest them for having really bad taste in music."
Hipster Cops! Hipster cops have happened. Hipster music snob cops in Williamsburg are a real thing now. Unfortunately, unlike in our imaginations they weren't wearing vintage CHIPS uniforms they got from Beacon's Closet embroidered with names that weren't their own, but how far can we be? Hipster cops.