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October 03, 2007



I was feeling nostalgic for Teen Steam... until I found it on Amazon and read the pervy reviews:

"She does these laughable workout routines, which if you try to duplicate will probably not grow your biceps or anything, but watch the scenes where she bounces up and down in incredibly tight and low cut spandex outfits over and over again in super slow mo and you'll get a whole different, and far superior, kind of workout."


Two things in the credits that made me laugh.

1. Produced by Tom Milano. Did her father really produce this underage spank material as an outlet for his own daughter?! How is Alyssa not totally fucked up?

2. "Rap written by Jason Hervey". Just fucking awesome. And, somehow less embarrassing than his being on "Scott Baio is 45 and Single".


Still less awesome than Mallory. Still love her. Erase it again? Probably.

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