This week (as part of what I just learned is an entire issue about hipsters), TONY presents a quiz: are you a hipster? OMG (but before OMG was said all the time)! It mentions Misshapes!! It's so deck! Here are some pitches for future quizzes:
* Are you a hippie or someone over 30 who doesn't smoke grass?
* Are you a flapper or whatever flappers called people who weren't flappers?
* Are you a slave owner, an abolitionist, a slave, a sharecropper, or other?
* Arst thou a witch?
* Do you have the plague or not?
* Do you walk erect?
If someone from Time Out is reading this, call me! There are like, so many other periods in history whose quiz-time has passed besides 2003!