Let's just put it this way: I'm not not joining hands and hearts and voices, voices hearts and hands and seeing Dirty Dancing tonight on a big screen with 10 or so of my most nostalgic friends and acquaintances tonight. We'll be the ones with the itty-bitty wine bottles taking up the whole fourth row. I REALLY hope someone (not me) dances in the aisles at the end.
Also, they really need to make a hip-hop version about "freaking" or whatever's getting kids expelled from proms these days.
UPDATE: one of the 10 friends just sent this. They're british, so it's okay: