For excellence in the field of Setting Back Feminism:
Thank you, Lisa. You have set back the advancement of womens' perceived equality by, oh, I dunno, 10 points or something. I haven't made a scale yet.
Thanks to you, Lisa, this morning,
little girls all over America are changing their answer to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?" from "Astronaut" to "Model"
Oh who are we kidding, it was already "Model."