GET A FIRST LIFE!

• Poor bastard of the week.
• The last seven websites Carson Daly visited, including Deadspin. (And of course he includes his own.)
• Six word stories: I kinda think William Gibson (and others) could have done better.
• Like, really? Do I have to? Can't I just be a regular person who...guys? Where did everyone go? Sigh. Nobody tell the Unabomber.

(Last two links from fimoculous)

Update re: title line: I am (only) the 114th person to say that.