It's a Halloween Douchebag Miracle!

Oh. My. God. Just as I was putting together my best Halloween costume ever (third from left, duh!) Best Week Ever posts this exclusive:

Jared Leto totally allegedly and apparently lightly assaulted my friend Scott Stereogum last night and it's a huge gigantic deal!

So it's probably not that big of a deal (haven't talked to Scott yet but his post about whatever MTV event this happened at last night proves that his "blogging finger" (hilarious, Blagg) is intact.)

I just want remind everyone that I pointed out JL's douchebaggery first. Really. First.

(The "celebrity douchebags" category is almost completely dominated by him as well.)

Comments

[Uncle Grambo]

FIRST!

[Worker #3116]

Can there be a blogatorium on the word "douchebag"?

That beaten, dead horse won't hunt more mixed metaphor to express being sick of the word "douchebag".

[lindsay robertson]

My response to you, dear Worker, is an ESP message I'm sending directly to the minds of everyone reading this comment right now.

[bmad]

i nominate "poopslice" to replace douchebag.

[Alex Blagg]

There can't be a blogatorium on a single word - only joke subjects, referential phrases and paris hilton.

[emily]

I didn't get the ESP message, and I direly need it. Poopslice is too vague, but there does need to be a new word. The saddest thing about this debacle, to me, is the BWE commenter who didn't get the SXSW joke. HIS BLOGGING FINGER, you fucktarded asshat!

[Zach]

I've been using "dickbag" a lot lately, which is different enough to satisfy the blogatorium, but phonetically similar enough to not shock people who have grown comfortable with "douchebag."

So, dickbag's out there. Y'know, for the peoples. And the children.

[chris ives]

fucktarded asshat is great...

I already call people asshat, but fucktard? fucktard is the new douchebag!

[Bob mk5]

Allow me, if you will, to propose shit-nozzle as the new douchebag