Last night's season premiere of The Bachelor:
This time the D.O.A. (Designated Object of Affection) is a DOCTOR. So why is he STILL dumb as a rock?
Favorite Quote: "Frankly, my eggs are rotting." - Allie the Oncologist (pictured)
Poor Allie. She can cure cancer...but she can't cure her lonely heart. Or lack of social intelligence.
I just looked on the message board and apparently Allie is setting up a website to sell tshirts with slogans about her eggs. And she blames her behavior last night on the wine the producers made her drink. And she blames Dr. Travis's lack of response to the bitter smell of rotting ovum and desperation on his being intimidated by a smart, strong professional career woman. (Hmmm, does that sound like anyone we know?)
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