there was no feeling of being in motion again

So glad to be back in My Blue State Heaven! My weekend is best summed up by this Weekend Update quote from Saturday:

"66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job in Iraq. The other 33% think Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church."

Here are some things:

* Alex Blagg's 5 Dumbest Halloween Jackasses I Saw Tonight.

* Today my employer, Comedy Central, launched MotherLoad, a broadband channel with clips from CC shows, cult classics, and web originals.

* Last night me and my friend Stiff watched the movie "Tarnation." We have never before agreed about a movie, but we agreed on this one: worst. movie. ever. So nice of him to give his sick mom 4 minutes and 22 seconds of screen time in The Story of Jonathan's Love for Jonathan! Seriously, how did he manage to convince anyone that this movie was about his mother? So depressing.

* I very much wish that it had been me who thought of doing this, but it was Daniel Radosh (shaking fist at sky): The New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest.