assholes are assholes, dude

- Black people in New York Magazine: now just as loathsome as white people in New York Magazine! What? You thought they were somehow exempt from a law more powerful than gravity?* (Now, was that so hard?)

- The Apiary has a short interview with Demetri Martin today. Someone give that boy a book deal.

- Double reason to watch Conan tonight: Patton Oswalt AND The Hold Steady. (thanks Spencer!)

*That people who willingly appear in New York Magazine are assholes. Willingly.