I've watched more basketball in the past week than in my entire life combined (and this is still less than two hours total we're talking about.) The games are exciting-ish, moreso than I expected, but the most fun is Chauncey Billups. Every time his name is said I scream "CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!" in a very bad upper-class English accent. Tuesday night it morphed into "CHAUNCEY BILLUPS YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD HOW DO YOU DO?" When asked to stop I merely reply:
"CHAUNCEY BILLUPS! CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!"
(Note: at this point if asked which team Chauncey Billups (CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!) is on, I would have to google it.)