he has a funny name. get it?

I've watched more basketball in the past week than in my entire life combined (and this is still less than two hours total we're talking about.) The games are exciting-ish, moreso than I expected, but the most fun is Chauncey Billups. Every time his name is said I scream "CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!" in a very bad upper-class English accent. Tuesday night it morphed into "CHAUNCEY BILLUPS YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD HOW DO YOU DO?" When asked to stop I merely reply: "CHAUNCEY BILLUPS! CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!"

(Note: at this point if asked which team Chauncey Billups (CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!) is on, I would have to google it.)