I think the sweet little grandma was framed

So, I was just looking for sex offenders in my neighborhood (2 on Bowery, 1 on Stanton, 2 on Clinton, 1 on Columbia, 2 on Water St, and fuck I hope this isn't searchable) and then I remembered this awesome old link that's still just as funny today as it was last year: The Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant.

(I was all confused about all the sodomy charges, imagining debutantes wielding broom handles until a lawyer friend explained that fellatio on a minor would count. Welcome, fans of "debutantes wielding broom handles", by the way.)