Kornfeld's Korner

Dave Kornfeld, former intern at my office and co-editor of the Penn Punchbowl sends me links and commentary. Here are this week's:

What to get for the friend who has everything.

Keep hostages quiet...or store cash.

Do you fucking expect me to keep both my cats in a ONE tier stroller?

It all started with a see-through dress and a dream...

"Travel down the path of righteousness, and by righteousness, I mean her butt."
(Acts 1:8)

Marketers have finally realized the blinding power of recursion.

I have too many dildos and not enough pocket space. How can your product help me?

YOU GUYS ARE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES OUT THERE! NOW GET BACK ON THE FIELD AND KICK SOME ASS! Oh, and Tony, could you stay back? I need to lick your knee.