Highdeas!

If you're new here, I used to do this thing all the time where I'd put up Highdeas. Highdeas are ideas that you come up with when you're stoned, or that sound like the person who came up with them was stoned. For some reason, mine seem to always be about technology, tv shows, or porn. Here's a couple new ones:

When you check your voicemail messages on your cellphone, you should have the option of having the current message emailed to you instantly in mp3 form. The ramifications of this technology would include some pretty cool blogs.(I must give some credit to Manhattan Transfer, who recently left me a 4 a.m. drunk message involving jello wrestling (I think) that was the inspiration for this Highdea.)

Adult-themed Christmas tree ornaments called "pornaments."

Ok, your turn. Send your highdeas in. Include a link if you want. And this time, y'all, can we all try to follow my lead and make them semi-coherent? You're not supposed to be high when you're actually writing it. (The last time I asked for these I had to sift through a lot of "if there was this guy and he had boobs on tv hahahha LOL that would be rule!" emails to get to the good ones.)