Sex Scrabble: Two people play Scrabble, and whoever gets their desired sex act spelled out on the board first in accordance with official rules, gets to do it. Get a double word score? You get to do it twice. The other person is required to enthusiastically participate.
Bea Arthur: I would like to suggest that Bea Arthur be retired as the go-to reference for Manliest and/or Least Desirable Woman. It's been like 20 years! Leave the poor woman alone. It's too much of a cliche anyway. We need to find a successor.
The Food Spill Brooch: It's a pin that you put on your shirt that looks exactly like spilled food, by the makers of fake vomit. I don't know, it was hysterically funny at the time.
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